Going camping

Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn't there.
She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
Joe was afraid he might spoil 'the moment' by getting up, 
so he called his little boy and sent this note to his wife:

THE TENT POLE IS UP, 
THE CANVAS IS SPREAD, 
TO HELL WITH BREAKFAST, 
COME BACK TO BED.

The wife answered the note and sent it back by the boy. It read:

TAKE THE TENT POLE DOWN 
PUT THE CANVAS AWAY 
THE MONKEY IS BLEEDING 
NO CIRCUS TODAY.

So he sent another note down. It read:

THE TENT POLE'S STILL UP 
AND THE CANVAS STILL SPREAD 
SO DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING 
AND COME GIVE ME SOME HEAD

To which she replied:

I'M SURE THAT YOUR POLE'S 
THE BEST IN THE LAND 
BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW 
SO DO IT BY HAND 

 

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